For some people, the perfect time to send in a guy to rob their uncle is while the 72 year old man is putting up his Christmas decorations. Of course, this happens in New York. Mostly. Yet like many other elderly heroes before him, the uncle fought off his robber with sheer will and a couple well placed punches after the criminal demanded money and jewelry while tearing down the decorations.
In a completely irrelevant, but rather symbolic statement, the detective in charge said "Jesus, Mary and the wise men all fell to the ground". According to the forensic unit, Joseph was left standing because he was a badass.
A couple of teenagers robbed a Pizza Hut at knife point and run away. While one was picked up by police, the other decided, after having watched too much television, that it'd be a good idea to hide in a large trash container. Unfortunately, she was scooped up by the garbage truck, right in front of the cops.
Speaking of clichés, I sure hope nobody said anything like "that's one way to take out the trash". Because, come on, we can do better than that.
One very annoying psychologist commented that the teenage girl's choice of hiding spot spoke of a widespread self esteem problem among young women in the world.
Boomm. Not a WGA member.
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