The Elvis is Alive Museum has been sold. For $8,000 dollars. The exhibition includes photographs, books, FBI files, DNA reports and other stuff that suggests Elvis Presley never died. It's like a cheaper Catholic church with a better soundtrack.
Just in case you were wondering, I'm still alive for sure, and no, no museums yet. Still waiting on that one. Yeah. Maybe soon, I don't know... any volunteers? Really, don't be shy. Come on. Build me a little something.
The Writers Guild of America, which has been on strike for almost a month, agreed not to picket the location where Elizabeth Taylor was holding a benefit for her aids foundation. She supports the guild, and didn't want to cross the picket line, so it was lowered in her honor.
You know what this means: support the writers or you're getting aids.
I've just been informed that's not how these things work.
Boomm. Gettin' ready for the holiday season.

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