Friday, October 05, 2007

What headlines really mean



Landslide homeowners angry: city knew (CBS News)
: of course the alternative would be to evacuate every time a pidgeon urinates, and I doubt that's gonna make them happy.

School reverses on showing of Al Gore climate change film (Fox News): excellent, may I suggest some Kubrick instead?

1200 trapped, 2000 freed at mine (CNN): ok, ok, nobody panic, everybody was checked so they wouldn't steal any gold.

North Korea's Kim: no heart disease, no diabetes (USA Today): Bush wants him to meet with Castro, "to see if he catches something".

New security tape shows Di's last night (CBS News): oh, if only she'd been evacuated when that pidgeon pooped on her, we'd still have... uhm, I don't know, her precious royal nose?



Boomm. Some of this is mean even for me.

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