Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a controversial issue. Not because some freaks want to marry it, or because it's been abusing foreign citizens during wartime, or because there's an epidemic of obesity among the rolls (pun totally intended). Actually, it's because some woman with whom I could never have a civilized conversation was overcharged at a Kmart that collected taxes on the paper, which is completely and utterly non-taxable. Obviously, dudes, come on. It's common knowledge.

According to law, the crazy lady consumer's advocate can sue for the amount of damages, which is 28 cents, or 100 dollars. Whichever makes her feel more righteous. You know how much toilet paper 100 dollars can buy? Well, it really depends on whether they tax it or not, huh?

My take on the subject: I don't give a shit.

Boomm. I'm relating everything to zombies today.