Sunday, October 14, 2007

Sexually active



A former music teacher was accused of having sex with a 17 year old student, and of course, was arrested.

Remember when they arrested people for homicide, or armed robbery, or fraud and stuff like that; instead of having sex with 17 year olds? Yeah, the good old days.

All this came up because, according to the authorties, the school principal "was informed" about the teacher sleeping with the student. Now, who the hell was the jealous snitch is another story.



People who went, go, or want to go to universities, conduct studies. That's what they do, to justify their existence when they can't perform a productive occupation. Well, one of those studies recently found a connection between verbal abuse from teachers and authority figures at an early age, and the probabilities of girls becoming sexually active before 14. This means that if the little kindergarten teacher yells at the girl, when she hits ninth grade she'll lift her self esteem along with her skirt. Ok, yeah, I admit there's a trend in theme today.

My message to the professionals of the educational community has changed: keep up the good work, guys.



According to a new poll 64% of Americans claims to spend more time with their personal computer than their significant other (I hate that term).

Meanwhile, their significant others are cheating on them with 36% of the country.



Boomm. The previous message was "choke on a barbed poisoned apple".

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