A man (pictured) was caught having sex with a bicyle.
The question on everybody's mind: how?
He's been registered as a sex offender, so vehicles in the area can now feel safer.
Boomm. Zero inspiration.
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2 comments:
I hear that bicycle has entered witness protection now..it's a sad sad day when bicycles can no longer be bicycles.
Just a slight correction: "how" is certainly one question on everyone's mind.
Other questions on everyone's mind are: What is the Catholic church's view on sex with a transportation apparatus? Is it allowed, but only for the purpose of creating little tricycles? And if the church is accepting of it, are you allowed to practice safe sex in order to protect yourself from hazards such as getting vital body parts caught in the chain? (If you'll excuse me, I have to spend the next few hours crouched over, writhing in pain as a result of the mental image I just implanted in my mind.)
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