If the American government gets what it wants (except for total world domination, of course), airlines will have to send in final lists of passengers for every flight 72 hours before take off. So they can get permission. For each passenger. From the little old lady that smokes pot for her glaucoma, to the bodybuilder with steroids who's missing the balls to commit terrorist acts. Literally. This would be like searching the cavities of every person who wants to get on a bus. Because you never know when a bomb might be hiding on some random colon.
You know that guy who's so afraid of microbes, has terribles acute agoraphobia and a personality disorder that makes him incredibly shy and a little hostile when he's talking to people, who seems almost autistic, so he locks himself up in his house, draws the shades and never goes out because he worries too much about everything? Yeah, first name United, surname States.
An American politician helped finance the purchase of t-shirts for the army. All very nice, until the soldiers put them on, and they melted on them from the heat, causing serious burns.
Am I the only one who thinks dropping a few boxes of these little bastards for enemy combatants could be a sweet gesture of good will? At least for ten minutes?
This gives brand new controversial meaning to the phrase "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen".
Boomm. I think I have fluids in my lungs, and they're cola.
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