What headlines really mean

Zimbabwe parliament debates Mugabe succession bill (UK Guardian): Africa doesn't care about keeping democracy, they have nothing for the US to steal.

Iraq to review status of foreign security firms (UK Guardian): they'll probably fire a couple mercenaries and buy a tank or something.

Survivors of bus wreck return to Ohio (CBS News): by plane.

Iraqi ministers back Blackwater shutdown (CNN): one mercenary company down... hey, there's enough money for more than one tank already.

First a new regime, then American reform (Washington Times): Castro is not cold yet, but the US has started making plans for when they own Cuba.

Boomm. Gone fishing.