A 59 year old man will be playing college football for a Texan university.
Also known as the last thing he'll ever do. I say bury him in the field.
Britney Spears is in bad shape. And salt is salty. She had to use an ab-definer spray during her performance at the MTV Music Awards.
Had I had some, I'd have sprayed it in my eyes. Maybe I would've had a better time watching the show.
Is it a sign of the impending apocalypse that I've lowered myself to mocking Miss Spears? Nah, just a slow news day.
A Turkish man broke into a bank (pictured) to steal from the ATM machine, but got tired trying to get to the cash, so he fell asleep and was found by a cleaner.
Who said crime doesn't sleep? And just in case I've made that joke before, here's another take on the matter: I suggest for his next heist, the guy kills two birds with one stone and tries to rob a matress store.
Boomm. A very shallow thing to write.
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