Five Texas strippers were arrested for violating statutes governing sexually oriented businesses. Those are the businesses you have to chain up at night, or they'll go off and make little businesses with each other.
We can only imagine what statutes governing sexually oriented businesses were violated. Probably things like not washing their hands after... going to the bathroom.
Driving in circles on the grass is not a good idea. Unless you're really drunk, in which case it seems like a good idea. A woman (pictured) was arrested for doing just that, and messing with the cops when they stopped her.
According to the officers, she was easily distracted, happy one moment then mad the next. In other words, a woman.
At one point, she tried to grab an officer's private parts. Once she calmed down, she tested three times the legal alcohol limit. Hold on, I need to make some quick calculations for when I go out with some girl. Carry the two...
A study conducted by a website came to the conclusion that one in four women are willing to have sex with another woman.
I can tell you right now, four in four men are satisfied with those odds.
Boomm. Follow the rabbit, Alice... I'm hungry.
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