A Venezuelan man was pronounced dead after a car accident. The problem is he woke up the moment they started cutting his head open during the autopsy.
Now I understand why the Orthodox Jews tend to be so negative about these things.
Women have always been the cause of battle. From Helen to Hillary, thousands of ships have been launched and the occasional law suit as well. In Georgia, a man with no arms got into a fight with another guy, and head-butted him to death. Turns out a woman had gotten together with the gentleman of extremely absent extremities after having left the other guy, who if lucky won't wake up in the middle of the autopsy.
One can only assume that the woman's very romantical reasons may be connected to the fact that nature has a tendency to... compensate. What's missing in one place may not be in another, far more attractive one.
This gentleman of extremely absent extremities got some fame working as an artistic paintor, using his feet. So, he's got zero arms, he's a recognized artist, and he's killed a man. Great. I've got two arms and a blog. Feeling a little inadequate here.
Boomm. You don't believe in "false hope", how about "counterfeit" then?
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