Thursday, September 06, 2007

From China





China. Probably half the components in the machine you're using to read this come from China. So do some crazy anecdotes, like the one about the woman who cut off her husband's hand the other day. He'd promised he'd spend less time on the internet, and pay more attention to their newborn son. When this didn't happen, she cut off his right hand. You know, his mouse hand. Intelligent nutbag. The husband wants her to be released, because after all, he broke his promise. If that's not honor, I don't know what it is. Idiocy? Oh, yeah, right.

Yet another reason for people to believe me when I say I don't ever, ever, ever want to get married.

Before I forget, to the son of this lovely couple: good luck. Clap while you can.



Boomm. If you're happy and you know it...

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