Wednesday, August 15, 2007

She loves animals



A woman in Russia loves animals, and shelters stray cats in her apartment. She's up to 130 felines by now.

And about 200 neighbors with motive to commit justifiable homicide.



When I wanted to start an association of students for the right to pee, nobody joined me. Now in Chicago two students have initiated a lawsuit because a teacher didn't let them use the bathroom, so they were suspended for using it without permission.

Who said there's no spirit of rebellion left in the world's youth? Take that, status quo!

The principal of the school said he's insisted all students get access to the bathroom when they need it. They're also going to cut down on the cavity searches for concealed weapons, they're going to allow the use of sharp pencils, and they're not going to confiscate absolutely everything the students carry in their pockets. Oh, and if it turns out there's a fire or a medical emergency, they may let them use a phone. But there are no guarantees.



Boomm. Those kids are awesome.

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