Police are looking for a missing 15 year old boy scout from Ohio who never made it to one of the group's meetings. Because there's no reason at all for somebody to skip a boy scout meeting.
If any of you see him, tell him to get his ass back to Ohio, we don't want him around here! Wherever "here" may be, I guess.
But seriously, does anybody want a 15 year old boy scout back? He's gotta be one of the lamest people in the universe.
One of the world's biggest charities will no longer accept American food products. Here's what I could understand: America gives them a whole lot of food, which in turn the charity sells in the markets of poor countries, and uses the money to finance antipoverty programs. They sell food to poor people and use the money to help them not be poor anymore. So, the charity doesn't like this because it says the products compete with local African farmers. If these organizations were supervillains (and I'm sure a thesis could be written off of that premise alone), they'd just love to use overly complex traps in order to kill the hero. And fail. Miserably. You know, instead of shooting them in the head and get it over with.
For the love of all that is holy, just give poor people food already!
Boomm. He asked for her digits and she cut off a finger.
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