Thai cops who break rules (an awesome title for just about anything) will be forced to wear Hello Kitty armbands. This is supposed to shame them in such a way that offenses won't be repeated. Man, these guys sure have no sense of humor if a Hello Kitty armband is shameful.
What is a bit shameful, however, is being arrested by a cop wearing a Hello Kitty armband. Yeah, I say put them on the street and see crime rates drop.
Cats are eating more and exercising less. Cats are becoming fatter and fatter. Cats are getting diabetes.
And this is a problem because we're not eating cats. Come on, let's end world hunger, have a cat for dinner today.
A Catholic priest was charged with indecent exposure after being arrested for jogging naked.
According to him, he sweats a lot if he wears clothing while jogging. Also, his penis is not readily available in case of spontaneous molestation opportunities.
Granted, the guy was out running before sunrise, so he wouldn't be seen. The officer who arrested him said the priest covered himself with a piece of clothing when he shined his flashlight at him. Ok, men, show of hands: you see a naked 53 year old man running, do you shine a flashlight at him? Do you? Really, that's what you wanna see before breakfast?
Boomm. You're not wasting time, I am.
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